Joke: You Saved My Life

So she’s falling and screaming….
Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.
She said:’Oh thank you, you saved me; I’ll do anything that you ask…’
The guy said: ‘Fraulein, kiss me.’
She replied: ‘Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!’
So the man said: ‘Fine!!!’ and he also dropped her down again.

She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she’s going to die.
Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.
She said: ‘Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll kiss you!!’
The man replies: “Astaghfar Allah” and dropped her!!!!!!!